Our good friend Natasha was making plans to stop by the studio the other day. She said she would give me $5,000,000 if I would bring Mr. Littlejeans to work so she could see him. Jeans is not big on travel these days, having lived in 3 of the five boroughs of New York City and then being carted all the way across the country. I told her that he doesn't get out of bed for less than $5,000,000,000.

Which prompted Natasha to send me this:

Deeply, deeply disturbing.

Previously in Your Weekly...WHAT THE F??!!!!, this.