I'm not even kidding: when I went to QFC this morning (for those outside the Northwest: QFC is like a giant Gourmet Garage — an upper-middle or lower-upper quality grocery store), the homeless dudes that sit in the corner of the doughnut shop area every morning were singing, in unison, a passably good, if uncontrollably Tom Waits/Baby Gramps-ian version of Dream Academy's "Life In A Northern Town."